If Dr Who can stop a Dalek with mind control, Sir Peter Jackson will eventually succumb. Image: Beeb.
Will Sir Peter Jackson ever direct an episode of Dr Who? Can he find a way of getting an income strand for WETA? The very idea has set his internal frolickster going, which he has managed to keep alive despite two vast journeys through the solemnity of Middle Earth. Hairy feet got unfunny very early.